Soooo....worst night ever. but yet it was fucking hilarious. i swear i almost shit my pants. So everything was fine and dandy when i snuck out of the house and met my guy friend like the night before. but this time he gave me a redbull. bahahahahahaha! i fucking love those things...but i had nothing in my stomach so i was shaking the whole time i was with him. So me and my WHORE self went to his house tonight....we had sex on the fucking living room floor.
Sorry for all the F bombs i swear alot when im hyper.
I laughed the whole time. it was funny to watch him get so insecure because i have no sex drive and wanted nothing to do with it so i didnt help him. but when we were done his fucking mother comes downstairs so i have to hide behind the couch. and he pretends to be asleep on the couch. he had to throw a blanket over me to hide me. it was SOOOOO funny. then his mom tripped over my shoes and thought NOTHING of it. even my phone fell out of my shoes. but as shes going back upstairs my head hits singing elmo. FML. i swear i almost shit my pants she came into the living room looked at me then when back upstairs. i thought i was toast. finally 10 minutes after her being upstairs he takes the blanket off of me and opens up the front door and lets me bolt. i love happy endings... but this was not one of them XD i get halfway down the road to my house and he texts me "im sorry" im sure you are fucker. but at least i got my redbull♥ but anyways i feel like a super whore so i just ate a HUGE bowl of cereal thats going to meet mia in about 2 minutes. Maybe i'll feel better....i bet not. im so screwed. i said id never have sex with him again and look what happens. oops i did it again. (alright Britney Spears) whatever. i just wanted to say that all of my clothes actually came off this time. poor me. and my stupid mistakes. im not blaming this one on mia. this was the redbull all the way. Ohh i just wanted to say it was the best night because of his mom.
ILOVEHER.
Bahahahahaha!
<3Saydeee
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